Certified Verse Murderer

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Certified Verse Murderer
(chorus x4)
I'm a certified verse murderer
You're stealing all your shit, so I call you a turd burglar

(verse 1)
I take your breath away, it's hard to rip it from start to finish
I'll put you out of business, let's call you Sharper Image
I got that cryogenic flow, clinically frozen
With a Polaroid of me on X, picture me rollin
Victory smokin, doused in gas and caught on fire
Designing bombs atomically like Robert Oppenheimer
You wanna rock a cypher? I started rappin in Starter jackets
Worked overtime using artist wackness as target practice
Get to know the smile, I'm gonna stick around and flow awhile
And keep my baby picture on your wall, I'm such a poster child
I Puff the Magic Dragon but I'm not a lazy serpent
It turns out I'm an 80s version of a crazy person
I'm the descriptive type/I'm so in love with rap
That instead of playing spin the bottle, I was kissin mics
You may be flying Solo but you shouldn't be holding Hope
Cuz even God is sayin weed is natural, Holy smokes

(chorus x4)

(verse 2)
I go by Versatai, a certified verse murderer
You're stealing all your shit, so I call you a turd burglar
Workin the Earth's curvature, tryin to take initiative
Surgical third person Verse is changing his derivative
You're so inquisitive, how do I stay relevant?
Spit with the same eloquence, givin me great elements
Take and relate measurements, converting them to metric ways
While God was kicking back, I was working on that 7th day
My Hellish flames have made me the game's antithesis
Play with the same exquisiteness as 8 of Tiger's mistresses
Parade my viciousness that's why I got enemies
I'ma shock the world like Oswald did when he shot Kennedy
I'm never dyin, always livin just for the moment
My poor opponents are meeting all of my war components
You're sorta hopeless, I'm pourin focus like shots of liquor
So when I say throw your hands up, I hope you got the picture

(chorus x2)

(Verse 3)
When I started on this song I didn't know it'd be my intro
My sick flows are so Leukemia, like swollen lymph nodes
I'm such a fuckin beast they need MonsterQuest to uncover me
Life's so subtly bouncin up and down like double Ds
I'm kind of a big deal so you can bet my books are leather bound
And yeah that smell's mahogany, so you should prolly settle down
I'll kill a beat but I won't charge you like a wildebeest
Spit bewildered speak while being hyped up by Verbility
The thrill you seek is down a hill so steep like roller coasters
Bodybagging broke posers, and comatosin' overdosers
A natural born leader, I'm the dude to take charge
My lines are good for you, let's call them Nutri Grain Bars
I know I've earned my place on the hip hop honor roll
Spouting off these lines that are infectious like the common cold
When I'm catching fire just remember stop, drop and roll
A 21 pun salute, I'm bout to lock and load


from Certified Verse Murderer, released October 24, 2012



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Versatai Ann Arbor, Michigan

It goes "The Evolution of Communication", "Bubble", then "Certified Verse Murderer", which is set to come out October 24th, 2012. I'm a certified verse murderer. I have a certificate and everything. Opened shows for big names, and aspire to be one of those said big names before you can blink. Keep an eye out for tons of new music ASAP. ... more

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